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Still Alive - Jive Edition

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1Still Alive - Jive Edition Empty Still Alive - Jive Edition Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:01 pm

MrCarter

MrCarter
Narwhal

Dis wuz some triumph. I'm makin' some note here, dig dis: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard t'overstate mah' satisfacshun. Apuh'ture Science We do whut we must a'cuz we kin. Fo' de baaaad uh all uh us. Except da damn ones who are wasted. But dere's no sense cryin' ova' every mis snatch. You's plum keep on tryin' till ya' run out uh cake. What it is, Mama! And da damn Science gits done. What it is, Mama! And ya' make some neat gun. 'S coo', bro. Fo' de sucka's who are still alive. What it is, Mama! I'm not even angry. Slap mah fro! I'm bein' so's sincere right now. Even dough ya' broke mah' heart. And wasted me. What it is, Mama! And to'e me t'pieces. And drew every piece into some fire. What it is, Mama! As dey burned it hurt cuz' I wuz so's happy fo' ya'. Right On! Now dese points uh data make some beautiful line. What it is, Mama! And we're out uh beta. Sheeeiit. We're releasin' on time. What it is, Mama! So I'm GLaD. ah' gots burned. Dink uh all de wahtahmelluns we learned fo' de sucka's who are still alive. What it is, Mama! Go a'haid and leave me. What it is, Mama! I dink ah' prefa' to stay inside. What it is, Mama! Maybe ya''ll find someone else t'help ya'. Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, dis cake be great. It's so's delicious and moist. Look at me still rapin' when dere's Science t'do. When ah' look out dere, it makes me GLaD I'm not ya'. I've 'espuh'iments t'run. 'S coo', bro. Dere be research t'be done. What it is, Mama! On de sucka's who are still alive. What it is, Mama! And recon' me ah' am still alive. What it is, Mama! I'm doin' Science and I'm still alive. What it is, Mama! I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. What it is, Mama! While youse dyin' I'll be still alive. What it is, Mama! And when youse wasted ah' gots'ta be still alive. What it is, Mama!

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MrCarter

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3Still Alive - Jive Edition Empty Re: Still Alive - Jive Edition Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:33 pm

Elmo

Elmo
Narwhal


We da damn People uh de United States, in Orda' to fo'm some mo'e puh'fect Union, establish Justice, insho' nuff domestic Tranquility, provide fo' de common defence,[note 1] promote da damn general Welfare, and secure da damn Blessin's uh Liberty t'ourselves and our Posterity, do o'dain and establish dis Constitushun fo' de United States uh America. Sheeeiit.

I did too.

4Still Alive - Jive Edition Empty Re: Still Alive - Jive Edition Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:07 pm

MrCarter

MrCarter
Narwhal

This amuses me greatly.

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