Werewolf: Round 2

Please do not kill me off, I know you say you have reasons but if you'd like to private message me or say your reasons right here, I can assure you I'm not a werewolf. Trust me, you can't afford killing off another villager!

Let's kill The Mayor because he's silly.

Right, esque, now you're just deviating from the plan.

The Mayor. He's a nubcake vegetable.

Snail wrote:Right, esque, now you're just deviating from the plan.

The Mayor. He's a nubcake.

Not anymore i'm not. Read it and weep. I'm a vegetable now.

The Mayor wrote:

Snail wrote:Right, esque, now you're just deviating from the plan.

The Mayor. He's a nubcake vegetable.

Not anymore i'm not. Read it and weep. I'm a vegetable now.

Fix'd.

Sorry, The Mayor, but it's been decided. When were you going to tell us you're a vegetable?!

The Mayor. If he dies and is not a wolf, at the very least we can eat him. (Get it? 'cause he's a vegetable? Ah hah... hah.... *ahem*.)

Oh c'mon guyz, that's a terrible idea. Plus, it's physically impossible, remember? He's in the bunker! We'll get shot by the gaurds!

Not if we all attack it at once.

Shall I supply the pitchforks and torches?

come at me bro

And really, people might want to start laying actual accusations now, as so far today nobody real has been voted for (aside from snail but that vote was edited out and is no longer in effect).

So... you're NOT a werewolf?

Unfortunately, even if i were, you couldn't get me, so we should move on.

Meh, still going with my PRNG.

RNG (Random Number Generator) for Statistical Fairness time! (Part 2)

Spoiler:

RandInt(1,16,51)-->L1
Then, SortA(L1)
L1:
{1,1,1,1,2,2,3,3,3,3,4,4,4,4,5,5,5,5,6,6,7,7,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,9,9,9,10,10,11,11,11,12,12,12,12,13,13,14,14,15,15,15,15,15,15,16)
1:4
2:2
3:4
4:4
5:4
6:2
7:2
8:7
9:3
10:2
11:3
12:4
13:2
14:2
15:5
16:1
17:2
The Verdict:
#1:8-Snail with 7 votes

Therefore, I vote to lynch Snail

Can we get Rod Serling up in here to narrate how we're trapped in a small town by a werewolf mayor who makes us kill someone everyday?

I don't trust your're number generator at all...we just killed a mason because of it. I don't know about any of you, but i'm not taking that chance.

Kuph wrote:Can we get Rod Serling up in here to narrate how we're trapped in a small town by a werewolf mayor who makes us kill someone everyday?

or we should make the werewolves aliens...

I'm not voting Snail just because the RNG said so...

I am still unsure of my lynch vote today though.

The Mayor wrote:come at me bro

And really, people might want to start laying actual accusations now, as so far today nobody real has been voted for (aside from snail but that vote was edited out and is no longer in effect).

oh i'm coming at you bro...


with a 7.62mm M852 168-grain bullet travelling over 800 yards at a terminal velocity of over 2,800 ft/s with accuracy of <0.5 minute-of-angle

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION! DOWN WITH THE OPPRESSIVE FEAR-MONGERING REGIME OF MR. MAYOR!!!

Nah but forrealz somebody needs to man up and accuse someone else already. I think the RNG is just a crutch that if we keep using we'll simply lose our ability to reasonably discuss why or why not someone should be lynched and instead we'll bring the decision down to pure chance.

I haven't seen The Kid make any posts in a while so I'm going to have to go with him.

Nonono. The Mayor is lying to us all.

He's put the town under custody because he doesn't want us to leave. You see, it all began three months ago.

Senator Kurzman was running for the position of mayor in Overflow's Lookout. This doesn't make sense, does it? Why would a senator want to become a lowly mayor? But Kurzman had a plan.

You see, Kurzman was one of the Alakalala, a group of Native American Robotic Terrorist Aliens, or NARTAs. He created Overflow's Lookout as a trap to capture prey for his clan. He created this game to kill us all.

Didn't you guys notice that Overflow's Lookout was an anagram for Ovule Wolf Rooks To?

Kill The Mayor.

esque wrote:Nonono. The Mayor is lying to us all.

He's put the town under custody because he doesn't want us to leave. You see, it all began three months ago.

Senator Kurzman was running for the position of mayor in Overflow's Lookout. This doesn't make sense, does it? Why would a senator want to become a lowly mayor? But Kurzman had a plan.

You see, Kurzman was one of the Alakalala, a group of Native American Robotic Terrorist Aliens, or NARTAs. He created Overflow's Lookout as a trap to capture prey for his clan. He created this game to kill us all.

Didn't you guys notice that Overflow's Lookout was an anagram for Ovule Wolf Rooks To?

Kill The Mayor.

what is this saw 7?

esque wrote:Nonono. The Mayor is lying to us all.

He's put the town under custody because he doesn't want us to leave. You see, it all began three months ago.

Senator Kurzman was running for the position of mayor in Overflow's Lookout. This doesn't make sense, does it? Why would a senator want to become a lowly mayor? But Kurzman had a plan.

You see, Kurzman was one of the Alakalala, a group of Native American Robotic Terrorist Aliens, or NARTAs. He created Overflow's Lookout as a trap to capture prey for his clan. He created this game to kill us all.

Didn't you guys notice that Overflow's Lookout was an anagram for Ovule Wolf Rooks To?

Kill The Mayor.

Overflow's lookout is also an anagram of "Wolves For Outlook" and "Look, Too Wolves Fur" or even...



"Lookout for Wolves"


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Can we kill supermassiveblackho? I mean, she thinks she's Santa. What does Santa do? Go around at night giving gifts to children. She goes around at night and (aside from selling her body on the streets) gives us the gift of DEATH. Can we just kill her.