The Coffeehouse

Talk over a friendly cup of coffee.

Rule #1: Do not talk about Werewolf.
Rule #2: DO NOT talk about Werewolf!

That is all.

Tally hoe my good friends.

So how about that Obama?

Precisely-o.

I included a cat. Because cats are classy.

That Obama is a cunning one, but he is no match for the Terminator in a fist fight.

Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.

Snail wrote:Precisely-o.

I included a cat. Because cats are classy.

That Obama is a cunning one, but he is no match for the Terminator in a fist fight.

Unless....

2008? You are behind the times, 'ole chap.

Snail wrote:2008? You are behind the times, 'ole chap.

I do believe, old friend, that we are discussing these topics over a cup of coffee. Why might you be adding a British flavour to your speech when in fact we're not speaking at all over a cup o' tea, but more american coffee?

Because, my good man, we have just colonized the Americas, having traveled back in time from 2011 to the colonial times.

Now you are too far ahead of my time, stop it you are confusing the natives.

Snail wrote:Because, my good man, we have just colonized the Americas, having traveled back in time from 2011 to the colonial times.

Now you are too far ahead of my time, stop it you are confusing the natives.

Unfortunately, dear chap, coffee did not take popularity in the colonies until after they had declared independence and were the decreasingly-British US.
Now it is more than the natives who are confused.

Wot yea cup o tay? Coffay? Wot? Wheh's the shugah? Cahnt have coffay wif no shugah...

Elmo wrote:Unfortunately, dear chap, coffee did not take popularity in the colonies until after they had declared independence and were the decreasingly-British US.
Now it is more than the natives who are confused.

It's the Twilight Zone, good sir. History is a nonsensical.

Edit: LSP is correct, we are most definitely in need of sugar. Meanwhile what a strange name you have, is it of Swedish origin?

Yeah wassup I'm a dinosaur. How y'all doin tonight?

Imagine if you will...
In an ordinary coffee shop in colonial times, we find a strange time-warped host of guests from different eras and periods. These strangers are united by nothing more than their mutual misplacement. Sit down and enjoy a cup, you're drinking in The Twilight Zone.
Duh nuh nuh nuh
Duh nuh nuh nuh

Sweet mother of Oedipus, who is this guy!

LSP wrote:Sweet mother of Oedipus, who is this guy!

Iokasta might tell you that that is Rod Serling, he hosted the Twilight Zone for a long time.
He did all the intros. until he died.

Wait so this guy RUNS the thing that got us all stranded?!

LSP wrote:Wait so this guy RUNS the thing that got us all stranded?!

I do believe so yes.

Man less kill im!

I suppose it is in fact rather strange that we might find a Muppet, Lumpy Space Princesses, a Snail, and other interesting patrons in an alternate-time colonial cafe where coffee is sold long before it actually entered the colonies at prices that would make modern people cringe!
I mean really.
$4.69 for a stupid cup of coffee.
I'm this close to leaving here.
This close.

LSP wrote:Man less kill im!

Sure, It is all his fault.
GET HIM!

YEAHHHH! I AIN'T STANDIN' FOR NO TIME WARP AND OVERPRICED COFFEE!

Guys do any of you have weapons because I totally don't.

LSP wrote:Guys do any of you have weapons because I totally don't.

Elmo does have a few...
Will these work?

WOW WHAT ARE THOSE CRAZY FUTURE WEAPONS?